You'll never even compare to my boyfriend. We both can easily own you and everything in your wallet. That's why you're paying for our date tonight. You get to sick at home and stroke your cock, and send whenever I beckon. But don't worry, I'll leave you with something special before I go: a hot, steamy load before you spend the rest of your night sitting in your dark corner and funding our entire date. I know how much you love these jerk off instructions. But if you hold your cum in long enough, I'll find some other pathetic bitch to pay for our dinner. If you cum early, you're paying double. Deal?